Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'Im gonna draw you something'
'yeah i'll buy it for you'
This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence
I JUST NOTICED TOO OH GOD
oh my god I’m rebloging this again because all along I thought Misha was bending over just to be funny but nO IT’S CAUSE JARED SQUEEZES HIS DICK NOOOOOOO LOOK AT MISHA’S FACE IT’S LIKE *ahhhhh* ASKDLSDNKLNCASDFK
you are acute coffee pie
you are narrow, scalding and irrational
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone
biggest plot twist in all of history
*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*
"I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which."
This movie breaks my fucking heart
how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?