You’re just like everyone else, filling my mind with sugarcoated lies.
When Burger King Japan started a promotion to let its customers put 15 extra pieces of bacon for 100 yen ($1.25) on their hamburger, some smart aleck had to test the limits of the deal and order 1050 pieces of bacon on one Whopper. This tower of bacon is the result.
If bacon is turning into a religion, this is its altar. We bow down before its mighty power!
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idk this is funny to me bc if this happened in the US people would jump up and say something like “ONLY IN AMERICA!!!!!!!!1!1!1!”
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Ellen Degeneres for president.
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Sit Back, Relax, and Breathe: Maybe In Another Universe, I Deserve You What if, in another universe,...
Maybe In Another Universe, I Deserve You
What if, in another universe, I deserve you?
Hear me out. There’s this philosopher from the 1890s named William James, and he coined this theory about “the multiverse” which suggests that a hypothetical set of multiple universes comprises everything…
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So there i was just scrolling through someones tumblr, and i came across this and i just stopped. It caught my attention for a long time. I noticed every piece breaking, in slow motion so clearly and the one thing that came to my mind was that moment when your heart breaks. When you can feel it drop and break into little pieces when you hear something that you wish wasn’t true, the truth that you have made yourself not believe, read something you wish hadn’t, or seen something you wish you hadn’t.
This is probably the most meaningful post I’ve ever seen.
wow
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- child: mom why do you always make bentos for me we're not even japane-
- me: shh here's a piece of toast put it in your mouth and run for school like in the animes
All in all,
Tonight was a good night, I guess. I’m so proud of the guys but I think Caleb’s family think’s I’ve got a thing for him. Haha.
5-8-12 Andrew’s PROM Wedding.
Then Andrew followed up with his promming (or wedding). It was like a LEGIT wedding, and was funny as hell. We had Raymond Lam as the best man, Kevin Ton as the flower girl, Ling Wang as the ring bearer, Bowen Ly as the videographer, Chris Meng and I as the photographers, and many of our close friends as guests.
All I have to say is.. GUM SAI LEI.
EEEK, AMANDAAA! :))
awesome lol
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Because only my school would.
“We know what you’re thinking and no, we’re not related”.
LOL
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I never knew you were such a coward.
Can’t even look me in the eyes.
