what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014
my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard
Fucking kids care more about each other than we do
i was told…."
customers who wanna start some shit (via suspend)
This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
This is the realest shit and i can’t handle
THE FLYING ONE
Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me
Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age
"It was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. It’s the strangest book I’ve written"
-Neil Gaiman on Coraline
Our selection of the top ten abandoned places we would visit if we weren’t so scared!What the hell is that disco ball lookin place toward the end?