noelanilalin:

southernlist:

cloudcuckoolander527:

tokilladm:

What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition

You are the future. 

Please run for president

that would actually be amazing

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seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

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knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

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raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

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stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

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tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Ellen’s Favorite Tweets of the Week

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mishasminions:

onyourkneesbiitch:

pix-gif:

CHRISTMAS CAT GIFT

I LOVE HOW IT JUST SITS THERE

"TOO LAZY TO MOVE SO I’LL JUST ACCEPT THIS TORTURE"

mishasminions:

onyourkneesbiitch:

pix-gif:

CHRISTMAS CAT GIFT

I LOVE HOW IT JUST SITS THERE

"TOO LAZY TO MOVE SO I’LL JUST ACCEPT THIS TORTURE"

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bewwbs:

pdkk:

g0ldenchile:

ccc0urtney:

thesirensaresingingyourname:

So, my girlfriend wakes up in the middle of the nights sometimes, and if she notices I’m not close to her, she taps my face until I wake up and just holds her arms open and says, “Come. Warmth.” And then falls back asleep when I do as told.

this is the cutest thing ever

😢

Someday….

Wow 😞

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pleatedjeans:

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pleatedjeans:

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dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

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thedoctorstwin:

"feel my leg i just shaved"

thedoctorstwin:

"feel my leg i just shaved"

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mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

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literallysame:

this baby is gonna have one hell of a story to tell when he’s older

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ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

image

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg

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